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Six simple linguistic cues that tell her you’re the right man for tonight

“I screwed up, and want to hear your thoughts”

Whether you blabbed a good friend’s secret or reversed into your neighbour’s car, admit it. Confessing an error in judgement leaves you exposed and vulnerable, which makes a woman want to wrap you in her arms. Telling her about it wins her over even more – you’re showing that you value her opinion. The resulting combo of compassion and confidence will inspire her to make everything all better – or at least distract you.

“Did you know you have a heart-shaped freckle on the back of your left thigh?”

After the first few months of sex, top-to-toe body exploration yields to cut-to-the-chase carnality. That’s a shame, because having her body mapped puts a woman in the mood for luxurious sex. Pull aside the blankets on a weekend morning and run your eyes and fingertips from her toes to her earlobes, making admiring comments along the way. You won’t get past her elbows before she pulls you in for a deep, wet kiss.

“I’m organizing a team of volunteers to work at the spa”

Whether it’s climbing mountains with underprivileged kids or carrying the neighbour’s groceries, helping others boosts your sexy factor for two reasons. First, altruism shows her that you can put your own needs aside, which inspires her to take care of them for you. Second, your good deeds make her feel as if she’s dating up, because clearly you’re a better person than she is. She’ll want to join forces with you on your life’s quest.

“You must be exhausted. Let’s take a hot shower and I’ll scrub your back”

The number-one reason your partner turns down sex is because she’s stressed. And while she knows there’s no better cure for wound-up nerves than a spring-release orgasm, it can be hard to shake off the day’s distractions. By blasting the hot water and lighting candles, you’ll offer a tension-melting solution she can’t refuse. Once the hot water and your soapy hands chase the stress away, she’ll finally feel sexy again.

“I want to accomplish a few key things in the next five years”

When a woman hears a man talk about the future with a “whatever” attitude, her level of respect for him drops and her thighs snap shut. She was surrounded by way too many of those directionless dudes back at varsity, and she has learnt that men who have clear goals and realistic plans for achieving them are rare. She’ll appreciate your far-sightedness all the more. Making up your mind settles hers, as well.

“I’m taking the day off tomorrow to chaperon my niece’s primary school outing”

While a woman is impressed by a man who’s driven to succeed, she’s even more tantalised by a striver who’s willing to put a family member first – extra points if that family member is under 12. She’ll instantly flash-forward to when you’re the sweet, caring father of her children, at which point her heart will go all gooey. Come back from your kiddie outing with a cute stuffed animal for her and she’ll practically drag you into bed.

Last night, I StumbleUpon an old article I wrote for the Mouithsone Magazine few months ago, and thought I should update it, Below I’m going to show you how my husband artfully take off my stockings

1: He takes a seat and position his standing with my back to him. Strokes my legs, then playfully tug at my suspenders. What he’s really doing is divining how they’re attached without appearing anything less than masterful.

2: He tackles the back ones first means I won’t notice any slight fumbles. The clasp comprises a hook and stopper. He Slips his thumb behind the stopper and slide up and loosen from the hook to free the stocking.

3: He turns me around to kiss my stomach and thighs again and repeat the process with the clasps on the front. Some have simple tension clasps that he can just pull apart. Which means more time for the next bit, that gets me wet, and ready for heard sex.

4: Once I’m unclipped, He lays me down on the bed and stand or kneel so he can lift my leg to his chest. He starts at the top of the stocking and slowly roll it down. He never pulls from the foot as this warps the material.

5: And he does the same for the other leg. This technique gives him a full and tantalising view of the big unveiling and having him straighten my leg will give it a noticeably flattering shape. I will certainly notice.

6: Whether he removes the suspender belt is a matter of taste. He reaches underneath and pulls me up to arch my lower back. The clasp will be like the one on my bra, so this should be familiar territory.

Good Luck.

For you, touch might be the beginning of the end; for women, it’s just the beginning. Massage is a sure-fire way to unite her often preoccupied mind with her physical body. Aside from the health benefits of massage (relieving stress, improving immunity, easing pain, boosting blood flow), touch is an undeniable important aspect of a healthy relationship. Plus, a heightened, physical intimacy and trust means she’ll be less inhibited when you get to what you call the “main” event. With expert advice from Kristi Goodman, massage therapist at the Twelve Apostles Spa, our MOUITHSONE MAGAZINE Expert, Amelia Clinton, tested out a range of sensual massage oils.

Mouithsone says: “The fresh, natural smell is gender neutral and not overpowering, and the headed wax feels amazing!”

Expert advice: “The ingredients and pure essential oils are natural, invigorating and nourishing, and the container makes it easy to pour.”

MOUITSONE says: The color, strong perfume and packaging is altogether a little overpowering.”

Expert advice: “Highly perfumed with alcohol means it’s for external use only. It’s a little oilier than the others, containing jojoba and sweet almond oils, which will nourish the skin.”

MOUITHSONE says: “A cute bottle, but very liquid consistency ans strong vanilla scent – you better check your lady is a fan of that aroma.”

Expert advice: “The sticky consistency (from the glycerine) coast the skin so it doesn’t penetrate. For external use only, so would need to be used in conjunction with a lubricant.”

MOUITHSONE says: “It’s not too oily and the bottle, which is easy to pump from, would look good on a nightstand. (Plus the extra props-a silk blindfold and feather ticker – make for varied stimulation.)”

Expert advice: “The less scent the better – not just because frangance and chemicals can affect the gentle balance down south, but you can focus on the unique smell and pheromones of your patner.”


MOUITHSONE says: “A lube and massage all-in-one, that’s sensitive enough for the whole body and compatible with condoms. Both flavours are quite sweet smelling.”

Expert advice: “Not the smoothest of the products: because it doesn’t contain oil, you would need to keep applying product to keep your hands moving fluidly, but it can be used all over.”

MOUITHSONE says: “The fragrance is quite strong and overly feminine if she’ll be returning the favour. The bottle has a pouring lid, which is easier than a slippery screw top.”

Expert advice: “The smell is overpowering (also external use only), but it wins on ingredients, like almond, grape, seed, sesame seed and vitamin E oils.”

Good Luck

You may have heard the good news that sex is also a good, fun way to exercise. The bad news is that the assertion goes only for the active partner. This means, to get in better shape, you need to do your bit, honey. Below are few positions that will help most areas of concern.


With me sitting on a chair, she sits on my lap but facing the other way. Entrance is made from the rear, and since the chair offers me no opportunity to meet her halfway, she will have to do all the work. With hands using my thighs or chair edges for balance, she pushes herself up and down. She vary speed and impact by either “cupsing” my legs or bringing hers closer together. This position provides great exercise for legs, inner thighs and arms.


Lie down on your back, and let her climb on top of you. But instead of using your body to relax, let her bring her feet up so that she is squatting over you. Let her use your chest or the surface for support as she thrust up and down over you. Because this position makes for deep penetration, she needs to take care of exaggerating her movements. This position will help tone her arms, thighs and bum.


Let her bend and put her elbows on the edge of the bed while you stand behind her. With her feet firmly on the floor and thus giving her balance, then raise one leg by a foot and make rear penetration while she takes the reins in impact and speed. This position requires that she really work you so it gives a nice abdominal massage and is great for leg toning, especially if she vary both legs in balancing.


According to Dr. Eve’s Sex Book by Dr. Marleen Wassermann (Human & Rousseau 2008) it is important for your woman to keep her vagina in good shape. Women have a vaginal muscle called pubococcygeus (PC) running between the anus and the front of the vagina. Its main function is to protect all their internal pelvic organs such as the bladder, the anus and the vagina. To find the PC muscle, Dr. Eve advice that she stops mid-stream when she urinate: “Contract and then relax it to release the rest of her urine. Now that you have discovered the muscle, this exercise of contraction and releasing should be done every day – at her desk, in front of her her computer, driving a car.
Let her contract the muscle to the count of five, then release. She should start doing 10 of these in the morning and night.”

Good luck.

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Here at, we recommends five sex positions that will make you look so good, you might think about video recording yourself while having nookie?

Sexual intercourse can bring up all our insecurities about what we look like: “While he like me?”; “Can he see my cellulite?”; “Does he think my boobs are too big or small enough?” or “Is my butt too wobbly?” With different circumstances like age or fluctuating weigh affecting many of us, the badges of woman-hood, such as stretch marks and cellulite, can leave you cowering from all-revealing sexual contact.

How about making up for your insecurities about your looks with adventurousness when it comes to sex positions? We recommend five positions that hide your less glamorous parts while providing so much satisfaction that you should have him begging for more!

1. Jason: The spooning and feeding position.
lie on your side with your back alongside his chest and bum flanking his scratch. The upper leg folds so that the knee is on you chest or upper tummy. Lift the folded leg slightly so he can enter from his position.

This is a perfect friction as you can control the all-important entrance by adjusting the drawn-up leg. Men like it because it allows them to touch your hips, bum and arm contours during the act.

2. Jason: The athletic gentleman’s position.
Lie on the edge of the bed with your legs open. He stands with his legs right at the edge and carries your legs on his shoulders and enters you on that graph image. This position is not for the unfit men though. (But it works wonders for the not-so-well-endowed man!) It also provides excellent clitoral and ego stimulation.

It sucks the tummy in and gives your thighs a thinner looks as they rest on his shoulders. It’s fantastic for flabby arms because you can rest them on the side. Men like it because it gives them a view of your face and breasts. it also gives them the illusion of control in this athletic situation. Caution: If your man is well-endowed, you need to ask him to be gentle.

3. Jason: The Caesar position.
With your back in a supported position on your elbows, lift one leg so that one is flat and one is pointing towards the ceiling. He enters you as if to put a pair of open scissors through another pair of scissors (we couldn’t come up with a more subtle example!). This position will allow him to fold his legs between your legs as he holds on to your top leg.

The Caesar position is favored by many for its comfort and elegance. Women who have issues with their Caesarean sections, and bark inner thighs will love this position for its ability to have his eyes drawn to the upper leg, breasts and the face.
He will love it simply because it’s unusual and offer him a different “entrance feel” as well as closer feel to your face. You will love it for its smokescreen and free-waist powers.

4. Jason: Doggy style.
It might sound like the oldest trick to teach a new dog, but this position is great and has many benefits. Because he does a rear entrance while you look the other way, it only gives his the view of your back while he continues with the job. Dangling boobs and all things you might deem unsightly are, well, out of sight, and he has only your bum and the back to look at. Men confess to liking this fabulous view because they are also insecure about how things like beer bellies hang on them!

5. Jason: The dolphin’s show.
This is a fantastic position and should be done in the pool for maximum effect. both of you are standing, and your man has his back against the pool wall. Cup your legs around him for entrance and hold the edge of the pool for balancing. This will allow him to thrust and hold your waist and bum with both hands. It is fabulous because your faces are at their closest, and even though water is transparent, it feels like a blanket. It gives you nice contact while everything floats so naturally, you won’t remember any of your issues until you step out of the pool. Men love it for the power it gives their ladies to do the driving. Caution: Thoroughly check the pH-balance of the pool before attempting this position.

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When I was first introduced to porn it was accidentally, I found a flyer lying on the street with a phone number and a picture of a naked woman playing with herself. Being fourteen years old I felt some odd attraction and desire for this image. I’ll admit I pleasured myself to the image alone several times. In contrast though I was not out trying to get laid like the majority of my friends and I had some twisted respect for women as an image stirred up so much desire in me.

When I first had sex which was years later I found a desire for that feeling at an uncontrollable rate. I seeked out sex and found that the more taboo and disturbed it was the better the feeling. I seeked out strange porn from midget sex to “Pussy Scans”. I found the more obscure and unusual the sex act in front of me the more my desire for self pleasure rose. The irony of this though is sexually I wanted nothing more than what some would refer to as basic sex.

Now as I think back upon those days and even some of my own fetish and fantasies now I don’t find myself to be the depraved pervert that that social media has labeled others whom were caught looking into similar things. Psychologically speaking men have a desire to expel the lust from their body which is natural, but is it how its manifested that makes us perverts?

This is where a lot of my thoughts lay. I’ll be honest I still look for strange and unusual porn to build up desire. Is this really wrong? I know a few women whom do similar things. To be honest the world is a whole lot more perverse and depraved that one would think. My rant ends here for now, but this is more food for thought than an argument. So please be smart about what I state here and honestly try not to take mob mentality but your own opinion. Thank you

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Freedom isn’t really free, but sexual freedom is. As it really doesn’t cost you anything monetarily to have sex. Yeah there’s dating costs or the cost of a prostitute but I’m talking past the initial. People that “love” each other can copulate any time they please. Now let me tell you how this is a LIE!

Call this some pent up sexual frustration, but sexual relationships are really not free and not everyone that “loves” each other has sex. If that were the case there really would be less teen pregnancies. Sounds pretty pessimistic eh. Let me lay out a scenario to you that is very familiar to most guys:

  • Guy gets with girl they date for a while and decide to get engaged.
  • To save on money they move in together and start having a lot of sex.
  • Girl states since they are engaged that sex is on tap anytime the guy wants.
  • Few months past guy has this in mind and decides to hit the tap
  • Girl states “I have my period” or “not tonight honey I have a headache”
  • Guy is left with his hand who neither turns him down or argues.

Some women find this offensive. Ladies I don’t mean to offend you but some details of life seem to be promised and others you edit as time passes.This is basic humanity.

Now if you look at this scenario from a medical and psychological profile I’ve got some facts for you. The period argument tends to be your only line of defense if you don’t feel sexual during that time. Why you may ask? Science has proven the release of chemicals and the oxidation given to the brain during orgasm are actually the best cure for a headache.

The male/female relationship as well applies to government and political standpoints as most women will say behind every great man is a great woman. If you notice though the sexual aspect doesn’t come into play until it’s scandalous. IE making the man or woman fallible. To break all this down folks is that both sides are fallible but the sex we enjoy is freedom from the world. So ladies and gents in the words of Nine Inch Nails – Get down make love…