5 Reasons My Partner and I Now Have More Sex, Not that you need any

Posted: February 24, 2012 in SEX + HEALTH
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My prescription: sex!

Few days ago, I got this email from my doctors, in response to one our my previous complain related to sex problems.

Hell Chanel,

I understand your frustration, and I must say that a romp in the sack can improve short-term brain function and long-term psychological health, thanks to the release of pleasure hormones, say British researchers. And I also want you to rest assure that the benefits don’t stop there. Having sex with Jason twice a week will:

  • Bolster your immune system

You may also experience a spike in immunoglobulin A, an antibody that can fight off respiratory and stomach infections.

  • Cut your prostate cancer risk.

The more you ejaculate, the more carcinogens you’ll flush out of your sex gland, say Australian researchers.
Halve your risk of fatal heart attack

Having sex twice per week will also causes a surge in testosterone, a hormone that helps protect both hearts from stress.

  • Sex twice per week will ignite your fat burners

During a passionate bout of sex, you’ll both use 143 muscles and torch as many kilojoules as during a 15-minute jog.

  • De-stress your mind

After orgasm, your body releases oxytocin, a hormone that acts as a natural anti-anxiety drug.

Comments
  1. eroticexploration says:

    Reblogged this on Erotic Exploration and commented:
    Twice a week definitely isn’t enough for me, but it’s always good to be reminded of all the additional benefits of sex apart from the sheer pleasure and fun of it…

  2. The Hook says:

    I intend to print this one out and post it above her side of the bed!

  3. Rayshelon says:

    That’s an ingenious way of tihnikng about it.

  4. Marwen says:

    I loose interest and pump the rest of my sperm onto my face and belly. I never get the nerve to pump all my sperm into my open mouth. And now I want to try again for about the 800th time. Any advsie to be able to have the nerve to pump it all into my mouth

  5. Sex… I’m in favor of it, and frequently. Thanks for following my blog.

  6. La La says:

    See, this is why I need to get laid soon.

    • Huseyn says:

      I Sometimes wank upside down aiagnst a wall, laying on the tap of my back. I beat my cock normally until i’m just about to cum, then i move my pelvis forward so that my cock is just above my open mouth. My cum spurts out all over my face, chest and best of all, into my mouth. Savour the taste, then check your cum-couvered self out in the mirror!

  7. clyde1120 says:

    I do hope that the comment about flushing out the prostate is on the money. Prostate cancer is no fun as is any cancer for that matter.

    Shag more I say!

    Clyde

    • Jai says:

      А това е да се върнат и да обяснят на простия български народ, че като го мамят, Zначи са велики! Haha, nqma smisyl da se ovnbqqsa na takiva kato vas. Zashtoto ne si struva da se vlagat usiliqta da ovnbqqsash na nqkoi, koito ne razbira i ne iska da 4ue. Ili za syjalenie se zablujdavash, 4e sa dostato4no inteligentni da razberat. No, uvi Za razlika ot Vas, Bai Ganio e izlqzyl ot Bg i e vidql za kakvo stava vypros, a ne si e stoql v gorata, zablujdavaiki se kolko mu e dobre. Ili kato edin drug vid individi, koito otivat v 4ujbina, zavladqni ot velikiq si Bg mantalitet i psevdo-patriotizym nikoga ne osyznavat, 4e ne sa tam. Vinagi drugite sa prosti, nevyzptani i ne mogat da se obosnovavat. Otnosno pola na Bai Ganio, ne znam, zashto reshihte, moje bi zashtoto kato vseki tipi4en bylgarin jenite sa umstveno po-slabiq pol, che sym jena. Kato Vi e tolkova poznata bylgarskata psihika bi trqbvalo mnogo dobre da znaete, kakyv e principa da gledame v 4ujdata 4iniq i da se uspokoqvame, 4e drugite sa po-zle . V tozi slu4ai oba4e, tova e pove4e plasheshto, otkolkoto uspokoqvashto. No ste tolkova intelingenten mlad myj, nai- veroqtno, kym koito trqbva da se obryshtat podobavashto (ne znam v koe lice, moje bi Vie, za syjalenie ste predstavitel na golqma 4ast ot Bg narod kakto sam kazvate Мечо Пух08/03/2009 • 23:35 мдам, българите сме малък, но изключително прост народ! haha sig izklju4vate sebe si ), 4e nqma smisyl da Vi se kazva zashto. Moje bi ako ste v dylbokata gora Schwarzwald i se zavyrnete ottam moje i o4i v o4i da se diskutira s Vas, toku vij ste razbrali-nadejdata posledna umira. za syjlanie, kakto s pove4eto zavladqni ot sebe si patrioti s vas ne moje da se spori. No na nikoi ne mu e zabraneno da me4tae i svetyt na prikazkite e prekrasen i kato edna istinska mechka se nadqvam nqkoga da se sybudite ot zimniq si syn. I ako, nadqvam se kato uvajavasht sebe si profesionalist za kakyvto sam se smqtate da imate dostyp do bloga na Nouriel Roubini i negoviq 2009 Global economic Outlook i da pro4etete skromnata 4ast otdelena na BG, kakto i da e do koito da e vestnik Wall Street Journal, moje bi zastitavashtite haresvashtite se na bg tezi , no vypreki vsi4ko obektivni FT i The Economist. Estvesteno otgovarqshti na vashiq stil ili pone na tova, za koeto se smqtate, moje da pro4etete analizite predlagani ot vodeshti think thanks, nqma smisyl da 4etete, kakvo Vi pishat nqkakvi glupavi Bai Ganiovci, koito mogat i da sa ot jenski rod. No 4etete, ne filosofstvaite’ samo! Ako nastoqvate da se razsynite napylno, poglednete surovite danni, koito se nadqvam, znaete kyde da namerite. I ako, kakto na masata v BG ne Vi se zanimava i Vi e po-lesno da si namerite izvinenie, si kajete tq e prosta, pyk makar i da sym myj!!!

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